bae: will you go out with me
me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment
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fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
(Source: slayboybunny, via bienenkiste)
"If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy. … Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Bob Marley, Guitar Chord Songbook - Bob Marley (via kushandwizdom
DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS